hey guys buy my book

[Nard_]

! BEFORE CONTINUING, PLAY VIDEO FOR ATMOSPHERE WHILE READING !

red fellas, calling all red fellas

i am running out of chest space and inventory space

in order to counter-act this, i have started selling my first novel at my shop
if ya got an extra slot on your bookshelf, i highly recommend picking this up

please give me your currency and support, thank you
pinky promise ill pay you back somehow, you wont regret

me asking for your money

with love
nard

 

[Tena]

I used to be a beta loser idiot but then i read nards first best selling author book and i lost 700 lbs and got a new job and also won the lottery then girls cant get enough of me. I'm now cozmos man of 2023 and also my iq raised 60 points, so now im finally in double digits. 10/10 would recommend this book.

 

[Nard_]

hey yall, trade ya copy for this painting, i owe yall right